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12th October
2009
written by adamfeser

If you plan on having a baby and want it to have insurance, best be sure that it isn’t too fat. If it’s too fat, your insurance provider may not cover it, since the newborn infant has made such horrible life choices.

Enjoy the Huskers rise through the rankings.

Adam Feser

2 Comments

  1. 12/10/2009

    That lazy baby brought his medical problems on himself. He should have been exercising in the womb. Why should I have to pay for anyone else’s medical problems, anyway? Personal responsibility will solve all of our health care problems. Every single one.

    [So when will the folks in charge of HTML come up with sarcasm tag? ;-) ]

  2. adamfeser
    12/10/2009

    That’s actually pretty close.

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