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30th December
2009
written by Dr

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs but she is not required to do any upkeep.  If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat!


24 Comments

  1. Ray
    30/12/2009

    When the Democrats read this they’ll register your dog to vote. It just seems like the logical next step, they already have figured out how to get dead people to vote, dogs have to be next.

  2. Jazz
    31/12/2009

    Holy S#!t, if this is true – George Bush is a lifelong Democrat!

  3. hmm
    02/01/2010

    Not clever, in fact you are never clever. Rarely coherent in fact. Do you just copy down e-mail forwards and regurgitate them as your own? Truly original. It’s very difficult and irritating to read your posts.

  4. 02/01/2010

    Grrr…. Grrr…

  5. DR
    03/01/2010

    Hmm…if you don’t like what I post…the don’t read it. Its that simple.

  6. adamfeser
    04/01/2010

    Democrats sleep a lot? I thought they were doing too much too quickly.

    Democrats have food prepared and eat whenever they want? I don’t get it.

    Democrats don’t pay for food? I need to discuss this with my grocer.

    Democrats don’t pay for health care? Apparently my doctor is a liar.

    Democrats live in big houses and don’t do upkeep? That just doesn’t make sense.

    Democrats have choices in luxurious places to sleep? I don’t get it.

    Democrats don’t pay for shelter? I need to get my rent back.

    Democrats live like royalty at no expense? In what world?

    Democrats have things paid for by others? Not in my experience.

    You see, none of these stupid comments makes any sense. You need to find some new e-mail buddies.

    I have an idea for a post: Republicans Are Babies.

    I was looking at a baby and noticed that it feared change and had no concern for others. Then it hit me, Republicans are babies!

    That one might make a little too much sense. How about this: Republicans Are Chupacabras.

    Chupacabras are fictional monsters blamed for suspicious deaths of livestock throughout much of the world. Republicans are chupacabras.

    That claim carries as much weight as any made in the post.

    Republicans are fluffy teddy bear snow blizzards.

    Fluffy teddy bear snow blizzards are fluffy teddy bear snow blizzards and do fluffy teddy bear snow blizzard things like be cute and blow snow. Republicans are fluffy teddy bear snow blizzards!

  7. LBJ
    04/01/2010

    haha i love it adam, dan rarely makes sense and only has one liners to throw out there or stupid email forwards…lol what an irresponsible idiot.

    I know some republicans who would even be embarrased to be from the same party as him, and its no wonder nothing gets done with close minded minions like this running around.

  8. Dr
    04/01/2010

    I post email forwards, Adam talks about the Daily Show…both of which hardly makes sense…

  9. Dr
    04/01/2010

    LBJ, go back to the 60s and stay there. Plot other ways to assassinate the president as you did with Kennedy….no one liked you!

  10. adamfeser
    04/01/2010

    In what way is the Daily Show comparable?

  11. Tiger
    06/01/2010

    DR. – i think these over-sensitive democraps get their panties in a bunch and can’t take a joke. As soon as someone cracks a joke that implies democrats feel like they are entitled to a life supported by others, they get thier panties in a bunch. it’s sad, really. I suppose the grain of truth in this joke you posted, is too painful for them to accept or admit. so they lash back at you.

    thanks for posting this!

  12. adamfeser
    06/01/2010

    I think Republicans forget that the programs Democrats support that are supposedly so horrible are funded by as many Democrats as Republicans. A few extra tax dollars is worth saving Americans’ lives.

    But it makes so much more sense to claim we’re like dogs because dogs have their food prepared for them and sleep a lot.

  13. DR
    06/01/2010

    Let’s just keep taxing…keep taxing…25% of my wages go to taxes…not too mention what my employer has to pay.

  14. Ray
    06/01/2010

    Come on Dr, aren’t we supposed to “spread the wealth around”? I’ll be impressed when guys like Obama voluntarily give up the excess in their bank accounts to set that example. It’s pretty easy for a millionaire to stand on a stage and say that, not so easy for everybody else.

  15. adamfeser
    06/01/2010

    I don’t think you understood the point of what I was saying. You act as though Democrats support programs that go only to them and are paid for only by Democrats. In reality, Republicans benefit from the programs and Democrats have to help fund them. That was the point.

    I agree, Ray. That’s why we have a graduated income tax.

  16. Ray
    07/01/2010

    Or a flat tax, but I know, you don’t want to debate that….seems like you’d be for it, it’s the only fair way to do it.

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  18. come on
    08/01/2010

    Come on guys/gals… take a joke. IT’S A JOKE!!!! Geeeze. Don’t we have better things to do? Laugh a little. Be nice to one another. I can’t htink of one reason to be this nasty…

  19. come on
    08/01/2010

    let me make the correction before adamfeser freaks out… I can’t THINK of one reason to be this nasty…

  20. adamfeser
    08/01/2010

    I didn’t think things were nasty. Debating posts and such is sort of the point of this blog.

  21. Grammar
    12/01/2010

    DR says:

    “Hmm…if you don’t like what I post…the don’t read it. Its that simple.”

    DR, I is the read it and I is the don’t understand.

    Hi, my name is Grammar, we must not have met before but I love you and would like to make you better.

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  24. Al
    08/05/2012

    Isn’t it also true that democrats like to sniff butt?

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