The Simpsons haiku compilation is nearing completion. Here is the next installment, which also happens to have a theme.

Homer Simpson

Homer no function
Beer well without. Bye, family
I’m gong to Moe’s

Moe Szyslak

Once boxer, actor.
Beat up my friend in my bar?
Two drink minimum.

Duffman

Pelvic thrusts, Oh Yeah!
Duffman cannot breathe, Oh No!
Who wants some Duff love?

Barney Gumble

Ah, that’s just drunk talk
Sweet, beautiful drunk talk uuurrrrppp.
Snakes! Snakes ev’rywhere!

Enjoy a coloring book.

Adam Feser